Humorous Best Man Speech -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Best Man SpeechGood afternoon ladies and gentlemen. foremost on behalf of the bridesmaids, I would like to thank the groom for his kind words, and may I also enunciate that they onlyow done a fantastic rent out today and all of them look absolutely beautiful.Id also like to say that the bride looks absolutely stunning today as Im sure you provide all agree. Unfortunately for the wedding photographs, the groom vertical looks stunned.When I was asked to be best man I consulted the Internet for help. I must confess I was perplexed by some of the things I was expected to doHelp the groom dress. Thanks, but no thanks. If he hasnt learned by nor then he never will.That his shoes are tied.That his face and hair are in order (God didnt put them in order first time round, Im non convert that I stood a chance) .That he has nothing between his teeth (or is that his ears?)That his trouser flies are done up.I came to the conclusion that best man is just a fancy title for nanny. I also found out some other interesting things on the Internet, but now is definitely not the time to tell you what they were.However, I have taken the job of being best man seriously and have made sureThat he got to the assistant on time.That he was well dressed and looking smart, which Im sure you will agree he is.And that he got a good nights cessation in conclusion night, and Im pleased to report he slept like a baby. He woke up every half hour like clockwork, scream for his mom.So what can I say about the groom. Well, hes witty, intelligent, charming, successful, han han... Sorry. Im having trouble reading your writing. Ive been racking my brain for the last couple of weeks trying to signify of suitable stories to be said about... ...Now. if you could join me in a toast to some very important people, without whom today just wouldnt be the same. Im sure all of us at some point will shuffle past them and exchange a few kind words. Ladies and gentlemen, Id like you to rai se your glasses and say a toast. To the bar staff.And of course we should not forget the bride and groom. I would like to say to you both May your love be modern enough to support the times, and old-fashioned enough to last forever.Today is a day when each one of us wishes the happy couple well. Being human they will have their disagreements. Life being what it is there will be sad moments as well as glad. Yet I know that today we are all wishing them happiness and health in those years to come, and I am sure that the love between them will be strong enough to last forever.Ladies and gentlemen. the bride and groom.